White Heterosexuals in Love
Coming to theatres next spring, a love story that is vaguely forbidden between two kind of sarcastic, innocent cisgender people who grew up in middle class american families.
Based on a book featuring White People Almost Kissing
was this movie even real
i’m really glad you guys understand how important this is
just spooning my boyfriend
out of his container
it’s ice cream
i feel like this dress is sending a message but I’m not sure what it is
the past was fucked up
the present ain’t too much better
"Hey Harold, I made this cool vest, I think it’ll fit you!"
"Oh neat! *puts on vest* how’s it look?"
"That looks fantastic! Go stand by the hedges, I’ll take a picture!"
"Okay! wait, that’s not a camera, that’s a whAT THE FU—"
"Hey Harold. Hey, Harold? You okay, buddy?"
"HEY JOHNNY, YOU OWE ME A FIVER"
"Hey, what are you doing?"
"Just caSUALLY STICKING MY 2 YEAR OLD CHILD OUT OF A THIRD STOREY WINDOW BECAUSE IT NEEDS SUNLIGHT TO GROW."
"My child is a plant."
She’s more than that. She’s me. The monks made her out of me. I hold her and I feel closer to her than… It’s not just the memories they built it’s physical. Dawn is a part of me. The only part that I…
HE IS SITTING ON NAILS
I would like to thank God and also Jesus for whoever made that shirt.
When pixar does the thing that makes you question if you are actually watching a children’s movie.